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[Killfest # 1]

This could've been better, it could've been worse.

Okay, you've got some of the core concepts of animation down. Now if you could just apply this to some decent-looking character, you'd have a pretty popular cartoon. Also, you might try getting a less repetative song...

[NG Gives You Wings]

Right...

Uhm, yeah. At least the computer voices were mostly funny. That's about all that was funny. Sorry.

[Zelda: Link of Gold ep. 1]

Uh... right.

Oookay, where to begin? The graphics could've been better, but I'm quickly finding out that this is true of just about all the stuff here. There is sound, and that's cool, and your spelling is good (although your punctuation and grammar leave something to be desired). I wish there were more to this, so I could give this a more in-depth review... but this is about a forty-five second preview to what looks to be just about any Zelda game. Sadly, a boring concept... and it doesn't leave me wanting to see the next episode. I saw the "ending" coming as soon as the "person sad" came on-frame. If there's a follow-up, I hope it's at least four times as long, and took eight times the amount of time to produce. You do show a solid skill in Flash. If you keep working, good stuff is bound to start cropping up from you.

[The Jimmy Pee Program]

Heh. Not bad...

I'm guessing from the merchandising at the end that this is not the first episode. And if it is, more power to you. This was fairly funny, although a little over-bearing at times. Some of the jokes were a bit hackneyed, but that's to be expected. Nobody can come up with a fresh joke every time, and this one does have several.

Too bad Jimmy never got his coffee. It was an odd, odd ride... Some of this reminded me of Strangers with Candy, other parts reminded me of The Goddamn George Liqour Show, which aren't bad to be compared to. Keep up the good work... and perhaps be a little more careful with the sound syncing in the future. The sounds of the slaps on the fat drooling slob came before the animation did.

[Amazing Captain Danger]

Oh yes... this is crap. With a capital CRAP.

Okay, I'll start off by trashing this. The graphics sucked, the main voice was about as funny as a Senate meeting, the concept was about as entertaining as watching pudding onngeal.

Now for the plus stuff.

You definately show some technical merit, if less than desirable graphical skills. You do show an attention to detail not normally shown in a film of this caliber (such as leaves falling out of the tree when the ladder hits it, moving the wang under the blankets, and that's about it). Overall, this really wasn't worth the submission. Try harder next time. If this was you trying your hardest, then I suggest you make about ten films in a row that are for nobody but you. Study them, and try to self-critique before you release it to the internet, where assholes like me will flame you.