SmakGod's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rage Factor X- Profiles]

Yes, there is a Santa Claus

And no amount of wishing and praying is going to get back my precious life, drained away by this movie. Have fun with Rage Factor X... I hope it comes out better than this.

[sphere fight 4: Mentos]

And now, we pause for a song...

I hate Hate HATE THAT GODDAMN SONG! I had to turn this shit off right after that started up! Goddamn, it stuck in my head! Quick! Somebody sing "It's a Small World (After All)" or something else... I'll even take Ska over that!

[Gramps:car insurance]

Nigga please...

"There's nothing good on, I think I'll buy some car insurance!" And then I closed it, to save my sanity. Go masturbate, go play Pokemon, go make dick and fart jokes. Just stay the hell away from Flash!

[UFO Robot Grandizer]

E for Effort...

Well, you've got the concepts of animation going on here... it'd be nice to see you do something less... boring. To be honest, I didn't watch the entire thing. The song irritated the hell out of me. But over-all, it deserved that 3!

mmark-oldflash responds:

Considering that you haven't made any movies and you've only recently joined, I don't think you're in much of a position to make that kind of statement. Make some movies and then you might be able to write reviews like this.

[Happy St. Patty's Day]

Heh!

I'm irish, and I laughed. This was worth my effort... keep it up!

[MR Johnson (with music)]

Huh? I'm still awake?

I could've sworn I fell asleep after "One his way to work"...

Right. The effort's there, but the rest is not. Try again, or I'll be forced to... give you another bad review.

[Blondes do it better]

Not bad for a first go!

You're right, it's a little slow, and somewhat rushed in places... but over-all, not a bad effort. Sound would've been helpful, since you can't spell (sorry, it's just the truth). BTW - Don't use 'btw' when you script out movies. Not everyone knows it means "By The Way". AOL speak is evil, and should be abolished. Have a nice day, and I hope to see more (with sound) from you in the future. Oh, yeah... funny ass punchline, if a little rough on the set-up.

[STICKDUEL]

Riiight...

So, someone saw Xiao Xiao and said "I can do that!" Obviously... you can't. Not yet. Keep it up, and for the LOVE OF SOMETHING OR THE OTHER, please please PLEASE stop the stick figure insanity! >_<

[Exploder commercial]

GTA:VC was funny, not you...

Okay, I've got another reason to buy GTA:VC. The graphics on this could've been a hell of a lot better. But the sound file itself was fucking hillarious! Yes, I gave the sound a great review, but the rest of this isn't so good. Keep trying. I'll probably watch this again with my eyes shut just to hear the sound.