SmakGod's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Terry In The Dark 1]

Pwn4g3!

Okay, I gave the sound a 0 because I couldn't hear it... and this was rather fun, if a little slower than I like... I didn't finish it, but it looks pretty damn solid. Good stuff! Make more. That's an ORDER, NOT a request! ;)

kdsh7 responds:

The speed is something I was worried about. The thing about flash is as soon as you have other flash movies open at the same time it slows everything down. Even the Newgrounds voting icon is a flash movie so it affects performance. That's why I've put in options to reduce the quality and to remove graphic layers (the DELETE and END keys). Work will start on episode 2 in about a month - as soon as we've got the next comic out of the way! It will definitely get made, since you asked so nicely! ;)

[!Sim-Pig! V1.0]

Heh...

Sad to say this, but a 250 pound hog is SCRAWNY! My granddad used to raise hogs every year for the 4-H competition, and have one of us grandsons help him bring it up. We brought home "Grand Champion" every time. My two barrows were 650+ pounds EACH. And that was AVERAGE. The only reason I won was because I had a really REALLY low perecentage of back-fat, meaning they made damn good eatin' pigs (and they got et).

The game play isn't overly challenging, but it was fun to sit around and play. I think that having the competitions give you a low amount of money again is kind of a silly idea. If you wanted to make this slightly more realistic, you could have all the hogs enter into a single competition, for which there's a small entry fee. If you place (6th to 4th) you get a small cash sum. If you show, (3rd to 1st), you get a larger amount of money. And then there's the grand champion.

Other than that, it's a fun little game :)

Oh yeah, you got a 0 for sound because I couldn't hear the damn stuff over my music, so I didn't feel it was fair to rate it if I hadn't heard it (if there was any).

ChaotixWarKid responds:

Well see, i don't raise my own pigs. I just guess, and if it was 600, then there goes continual same thing for 20 minutes. So it should've been named
"Halfway-Sim Pig"

[Save The Blobs (Level 3)]

Good stuff, man!

I enjoyed this immensely. I look forward to seeing more from you in the future!

[Junkie Monkey]

Not unfunny...

...but not funny either. If Junkie Monkey had responded more to the drugs, this would've been worthwhile... but at least it wasn't totally stupid. Just mostly.

[Xiao Xiao Fight Game]

Not bad!

Well this shows some merit. The enemy AI is little irritating... in the third round he was just Mr. Capcom. Other than that, this was fun and it was nice to see someone release a Xiao Xiao fighter... good work. Work on the AI a little longer and come back to us.

[Nutty's Adventure]

Low ball... to the nuts

Take that, cat! It looks promising, if not a little difficult to control.

[Super Pimp 1- Fat John]

And then there was Pimp

This gives pimps a bad name. Poor misunderstood pimps. Shame on you for promoting the image of pimp violence! Oh, and next time make the targets move. Or do something other than stand there looking dumb. I didn't even get my adrenaline up a little.

[Dennis Hopper Soundboard]

Heh... Dennnis Hopper...

Well, I can see someone making prank calls with this sound board... that appears to be all it's worth. But it's not bad at all, not bad at all.

[Idiots Episode 4!!!!!!!!!]

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Okay, this was just stupid, and a bit hurtful. Was there really a need for this? I think not. Try again... oh, and get a real sense of humor.

[The Disappearing Wizard]

Not bad... I do enjoy puzzles...

This could be a lot worse. I give you an A for effort, and a B for graphics. 6 is a high rating from the Smak God... Nothing gets a ten. Nothing.